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Vamp Edward Cullen, including jumping headfirst into the arms of the music industry. I get that RPatzz is over the heartthrob thing, but I'm betting that it'll only be a matter of time before he goes back to his blood-sucking ways. When I was in eighth grade, my homeroom teacher once approached me as I was standing in front of my locker. "Wherever you go," he said, "there you are." He gave me a meaningful look. "Think about it," he said, and walked away. And he had a point: when I was in eighth grade, all the girls wore platform shoes and bell-bottoms; ten years later, girls wear wedges and wide-leg pants . I'm like, taller, and don't have a bedtime, but people still come up to me and spew inscrutable truisms in my direction. A moment ago, I was walking down the street on my way back from a coffee shop, and a man approached me. "I see you all the time," he said, "and I think you should know that the journey is the reward." He gave me a meaningful look and walked away. Kidding! He actually complimented my dress and said he needed a dollar to get on the subway. See Rob? Things change all the time, but unless you cure the common cold or blow up a toilet in the Pentagon, your epitaph will be: "He played a vampire and the girls went wild." There are worse fates. At least you'll never need to butter a girl up to get a dollar for the subway. [ HollywoodDame ]

Speaking of people that can't escape their sordid pasts, Carrie Bradsh - err, Sarah Jessica Parker decided to go back to the 80s with a big, ridiculous, over-teased hairstyle. Since the hairspray-happy back-brushed look adds another four inches to her height and SJP already has a pair of five-inch stilettos permanently glued to the soles of her feet, it's clear that the style icon has a bit of a height complex. Whatever, the crazy new hair is actually awesome. It's getting humid in New York, and I could benefit from a hairstyle that makes the orbit of frizz wrapped around my head look a little more intentional. [ Starcasm ]

While there might be something growing inside Sarah Jessica Parker's hair, it appears that there's a separate little something growing inside Katie Holmes ' belly. The actress, Scientology wife, and penis candy dispenser seems to have a baby bump, and OK! magazine is proclaiming that she's pregnant.